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I hate it when people say, "Sorry, I thought you were somebody else."
Bitch, I am somebody else!
If you walk up to someone thinking he's your cousin, for example, and he turns out to be someone completely different, isn't he *already* somebody else? It wouldn't make sense for you to tell him that you thought he was someone different when he already is not the person who you thought he was.
Confusing? It shouldn't be.
The next time someone comes up to you and says something like that, tell him, "I *am* somebody else."
Don't ever tell the person that you thought he was "somebody else." Instead, tell the person who you thought he was exactly. I often find myself saying, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the girl who I slept with the other night."
quote:Originally posted by National: "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the girl who I slept with the other night...
...but that was your mum. Good day." ^_^
My mom, no. That's quite disgusting! But if that's what makes you happy then I suppose we can go with that. But if you're referring to someone else's mom, then we can go with that even more.
But in all seriousness, though, as far as some other guy's mom goes, I haven't yet, though I have slept with a lady who was in her 40s. That's old enough to be someone's mom. Even though that was the next best thing to sleeping with a lady who has a child, it wasn't quite close enough to get that cigar.
[ August 02, 2009, 11:16 PM: Message edited by: National ]
quote:Originally posted by National: I hate it when people say, "Sorry, I thought you were somebody else."
Bitch, I am somebody else!
If you walk up to someone thinking he's your cousin, for example, and he turns out to be someone completely different, isn't he *already* somebody else? It wouldn't make sense for you to tell him that you thought he was someone different when he already is not the person who you thought he was.
Confusing? It shouldn't be.
The next time someone comes up to you and says something like that, tell him, "I *am* somebody else."
Don't ever tell the person that you thought he was "somebody else." Instead, tell the person who you thought he was exactly. I often find myself saying, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were the girl who I slept with the other night."
--National
Makes perfect sense. I never saw it that way before. That last sentence was a sarcastic way of making your point a great point.
As for me, I hate it when I get stuck in an elevator.
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I hate when people read only the OP of, say, a three page thread and reply directly to that without even caring where the conversation has gone by the time they reply...