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FootLongSub Zero
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Some jokes can be so dry that you wanna punch the guy telling it. Although some jokes can be really really bad..... so bad, that they're funny. Was reading a kids joke book the other day and it had alot of bad ones.

Where did Noah keep the bees?
In the Ark-hives [Laugh]

So, what is/are some of the worst joke/s you've ever heard.

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what's brown and sticky?
a stick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead.

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Actually heard on the radio years ago:

Q. What is the last thing a child sees before the child molester kills him?

A. My "Barney" video collection.

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Heard this one awhile back.
Whats purple and sits in the corner?
My wife I paint her any color I want.

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Heard Jerry Seinfeld tell this one the other night when he was on with Larry King:

"Two peanuts were walking down the road and one was a~salted." [Tongue]

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I'm sure it was something my friend Julio said. I can't repeat it here though because it was racial, insensitive, offensive, and unfunny as a joke.
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Why did the man put a stove in the car?
To make it a hot rod [Nut Kick]

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quote:
Originally posted by Lord:
Heard this one awhile back.
Whats purple and sits in the corner?
My wife I paint her any color I want.
That is hilarious.

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The roundest knight at the Round Table was Sir Cumference...he got that way eating too much pi.

Not the worst I've heard but the first one to come to mind. I've really got to quit being a bartender to supplement my income.
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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You guys are killing me! This is some of the funniest sh** I've ever heard. (except for the child molester thing)

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FootLongSub Zero
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too

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Why are pirates always angry?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A: Christopher Walken.

Plain sad joke

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Dyslexics are toeple poo!
Very tastless!
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