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Granted - You are now at one of the most beautiful beachs in the world in the middle of winter, in the middle of the night during a Typhoon seconds away from being hit by a Tsunami.
I wish for a glass of ice cold coke.
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Granted - But while in the process, all the male workers behind the counter jammed their manhood between the top bun and the rest literally fucking it thus creating your McGangbang via a real McGangbang ...lol
I wish I could turn my head 360° so I can see my back while shaving it
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Granted. You're-colour blind and are thus forbidden from driving meaning it's impossible for you to get to work and you get fired/don't make enough money if you're self-employed, thus losing your family, wife and parrot, Timothy.
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granted but its the last one ever get, and accidentally drop it in a lake
i wish i could hit high notes
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but granted, you are now a geek who cant get any girls
i wish prince would put on a privite concert for me and my buddies
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Granted, but going in a new musical direction Prince performs unplugged for you all with accordions and cowbells singing in Swahili old gospel tunes.
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Granted, but every single three day weekend is that dreaded weekend after Thanksgiving and you're stuck at the mall the entire time.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who was cute and I would call her.
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granted but you decided not to get any type of warranty on it, and put it up yourself, and you break it
i wish i could smash a car whose alarm is so loud and annoying
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