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Granted - you are now debt free, suddenly a stampede of wild unicorns bashed and trampled half your house and fairies started stealing your roof tiles (corrogated iron sections whatever the case maybe). I'd like to hear the story you're gonna tell the insurance officer
I wish a breifcase full of a million dollars would just show up on my doorstep
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quote:Originally posted by Hal: Granted. But it is full of one million Zimbabwean Dollars, which after the last inflation is only worth about 20 US-Dollar.
Hey, I doubt anyone would turn their noses up at 20 dollars
As to your wish: I grant it...but every time you point it at a foot, it turns off.
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granted, but your old as shit, and the mansion is a retirement home
i wish there was an international "spencer pratt doesn't exist" day
(oh and for a laugh, google "spencer pratt+douchebag")
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granted but there so dry that they are no longer soft and break when you fold them
i wish i could go back in time
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Granted, but you find yourself in the trenches at the Battle of the Somme (World War I)...and you're about to go over the top in the first wave.
I wish I had a couple more pairs of shoes, I only own two pairs at the moment.
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