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I don't know If I missed it.... checked back as far as the second page but it's either gone, or it's there and I can't see it like tryin' to find the salt when it's right in front of you ....
Ok here's one...
What sexual position creates the ugliest offspring?
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Dont worry bro..your not blind...somebody probably pissed and moaned that it was too "offensive" and got the mods to take it off...ah well..must be nice to be sheltered all your life.
God only knows the answer to that Footlong!
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I looked all over last night as I thought of a couple really good ones to share. Probably right, bluetoelover, there are whiners everywhere. I have to admit that I was trying for some classy jokes, though; if you're going to pick on people, you must do it with style.
Any position in a trailer?
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What sexual position creates the ugliest offspring?
Ask your mother
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Gold Footlong, pure gold.
Did ya ever hear of the "Devil's Inch"?
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quote:Originally posted by bluetoelover: Did ya ever hear of the "Devil's Inch"?
Nope
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It's when you are doing the girl doggy style and you reach back and pull your balls back and drive that extra inch you now have into her! I know it's not so much a joke but it sure will give her a "jump"
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Why aren't gay guys ever late for their planes?
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A couple in their nineties are both having trouble remembering things. During a checkup the doctor tells them that they're physically o.k., but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching t.v., the old man gets up from his chair. "Want any thing while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure" "Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget?" "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top too. Maybe you should write it down." He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries on top." "I'd also like some whipped cream. I'm sure you'll forget that, write it down?" Irritated he says "I don't need to write it down! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it for goodness sake!" Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. "Wheres my toast?"
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quote:Originally posted by bluetoelover: Why aren't gay guys ever late for their planes?
Because they always pack their shit the night before!
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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his pocket, which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth would you reward that dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass!!!"
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sofatater, another gem! I feel obliged to reach back and find a good one. It's one thing to tell a joke but an entirely different matter to type one.
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A dude burstin' to go to the toilet, in desperation uses the Ladies room in a posh hotel.
He sits down and notices 4 buttons each marked "WW, WA, PP & ATR". Curious he press "WW" and is gently sprayed with Warm Water, presses "WA" and a blast of Warm Air dries him, "PP", a Powder Puff which left him smelling fresh. Feeling pampered he presses "ATR". He wakes up in hospital & the nurse says "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover, your cock is under your pillow"....
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