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Granted - They are Monopoly 100 dollar bills
I wish I could have a foot session with Brooke Burke
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Granted...I don't know what that is, so you get my version of "MadTV" which is...a bunch of patients in a mental home placidly painting. All day.
I wish weed was legal, reasonably priced and easy to obtain. And that all other (illegal) drugs didn't exist.
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granted but you can only use it when your sleeping
i wish ignorant people didnt exist
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I wish I had 24 hours to have all manner of sexual escapades with Megan Fox, consensually and legal, and where I perform excellently.
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granted, but you can only do it laying down in the world's most uncomfortable folding chair
i wish i could ride in air force one
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Granted - but you go into a mental freeze that lasts for that hour. An hour has passed, but to you it's instantaneous so it's as if you've never had it.
I wish I would instantly gain all the martial arts knowlage (practical and theory) so I'd be the greatest martial artist in the world.... HAI...YA!!!!! WAH....TAH!!! ...
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Granted. But, it cost you your arms and legs. (Careful folks, don't get too close. "Stumpysubzero" might bite you. Like in Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail".)
I wish I could fly like Superman.
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