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Granted - Mayweather forfeits for not turning up to the fight due to him being in jail for beating you up because you made this wish
I wish for a jumbo sized TOBLERONE chocolate bar
-------------------- "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit" - Dr Emmit L. Brown (Back To The Future) Posts: 7894 | Registered: Jan 2007
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Granted. As you take your first bite, you get one "Alp" in the nose, one in the roof of your mouth and you break your teeth biting like everyone else who has them
I wish I had access to every page on the internet.
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Granted - but they appear all at the same time on one screen makin' all of them so microsopic that even the very tip of your cursor covers a million of em
My sight, I wish I could zoom in with crystal clear detail at will.
-------------------- "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit" - Dr Emmit L. Brown (Back To The Future) Posts: 7894 | Registered: Jan 2007
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quote:I wish the human body was designed to not urinate ("sanitarily"). [/QB]
granted, but you can no longer drink, and water no longer extists, and the world is a giant desert.
i wish crying didnt make guys look like wimps
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But after what promises to best sex of his life, he'll realize that Athena will never live up to Megan's MVP-like performance in the sack, and he'll realize that she will never spoil him sexually the way Megan Fox did. He'll dump Athena as a result.
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I wish there will never be another terrorist attack on any country on this planet.
quote:Originally posted by Salvy_Mic: *Damn, Nat, that was a little too harsh*
I know. But I only kid Andy and Athena. I just wanted to have a little fun and see what someone would say about it before I made myself clear by saying that I was only kidding around. That was meant to be taken a bit out of context. I couldn't help myself.
Besides, it's like the saying "ask and you shall receive." I was only following the rules to the game and wanted to twist things around.
Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program. I don't have anything to corrupt your wish, so I'll let someone else do it.
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granted but now you have to live with that LAME wish
i wish i could relocate my long lost friends
-------------------- "Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes." -Big Trouble (2002) Posts: 1855 | Registered: Nov 2007
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Granted, POOOOF! You have instantly lost 40 lbs. Tomorrow you will gain 80
I wish I could catch a live flying fly with chopsticks like Mr Miyagi
-------------------- "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit" - Dr Emmit L. Brown (Back To The Future) Posts: 7894 | Registered: Jan 2007
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